The lost art of insults

An email forward from my friend TNC Anand:-

"We have lost the art of the well-crafted insult. Here are some examples of classy insults from a time gone by" (my favourites in italics):

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about."
-- Winston Churchill (of Clement Attlee)

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."-- Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
-- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"
-- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."
-- Moses Hadas

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
-- Groucho Marx

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
-- Mark Twain

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... if you have one."
-- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one."
-- Winston Churchill, in response.

"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."
-- Stephen Bishop

"There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure."
-- Jack E. Leonard

"He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by
diligent hard work, he overcame them."
-- James Reston (about Richard Nixon)

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address
on it?"
-- Mark Twain

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
-- Oscar Wilde

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