Why do I not have a tail?

Google Analytics brings mixed blessings with it.

I installed it last week. This is what it has to say about my two blogs:-

I figure on Google search terms like

1. why do south indians have moustaches
2. tamilian worship ravana
3. why do i not have a tail
4. what if humans had tails

Wow! So people have better things (or is it worse) to do than search for "Sarah Palin", or "how to get pregnant", I suppose!

I also figure on terms like "Kambar Ramayan" and "tuka mhane dnyaneshwara", and I hope I didn't disappoint those chaps.

If you have nothing better to do than read this blog, check out Google's zeitgeist for 2008.