Vegetarianism?

Joy to the non-veg is given,
who has feasted on a chicken,
which mostly fat worms has eaten.
Eeyuck!
- me

It makes the vegetarian squirm,
To see the non-veg eat up, erm,
The early bird that got the worm.
Eeyuck.
- me

Hi pure vegetarian,
food cultist sectarian,
I shat under the three of mangoes,
peed too - so did dogs and flamingoes,
fruits you relish,
what a potty finish.
- Max