An original joke in a long time

After long last, an original joke:

अध्यापक: होमवर्क क्यों नहीं किया?

विद्यार्थी: सर, बिजली नहीं थी|

अध्यापक: तो मोमबत्ती जला लेता|

विद्यार्थी: सर, माचिस नहीं थी|

अध्यापक: क्यों?

विद्यार्थी: पूजा घर में रखी थी|

अध्यापक: तो ले आता|

विद्यार्थी: नहाया नहीं था, सर|

अध्यापक: नहाया क्यों नहीं था?

विद्यार्थी: पानी नहीं था, सर|

अध्यापक: अरे, पानी क्यों नहीं था?

विद्यार्थी: सर, मोटर नहीं चल रही थी|

अध्यापक: हुम्म्म...अब मोटर को क्या हुआ?

विद्यार्थी: सर, कितनी बार बोलूँ बिजली नहीं थी!

(Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework?

Student: Sir, there was no electricity.

Teacher: So you could have lit a candle.

Student: Sir, there were no matches.

Teacher: Why?

Student: They were in the prayer room.

Teacher: So you could have brought them.

Student: I hadn't had a bath, Sir.

Teacher: Why hadn't you had a bath?

Student: There was no water, Sir.

Teacher: Arre, why wasn't there water?

Student: The motor was not working.

Teacher: Hmmm...now what happened to the motor?

Student: How many times must I tell, there was no electricity!)

Got this as an sms forward.