Castles in the air - they are so easy to take refuge in. And so easy to build, too.

आम्हां घरी धन शब्दांचीच रत्नें | शब्दांचीच शस्त्रें यत्न करुं ||
शब्द चि आमुच्या जीवांचे जीवन | शब्दें वांटूं धन जनलोकां ||
तुका म्हणे पाहा शब्द चि हा देव | शब्द चि गौरव पूजा करुं ||
- abhang of Tukaram Wolhoba Ambile of Dehu

There's No Freedom Like That of a Child's Imagination

கடலுக்கு உண்டு கற்பனைக்கு இல்லை கட்டுப்பாடு

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

An original joke in a long time

After long last, an original joke:

अध्यापक: होमवर्क क्यों नहीं किया?
विद्यार्थी: सर, बिजली नहीं थी|

अध्यापक: तो मोमबत्ती जला लेता|
विद्यार्थी: सर, माचिस नहीं थी|

अध्यापक: क्यों?
विद्यार्थी: पूजा घर में रखी थी|

अध्यापक: तो ले आता|
विद्यार्थी: नहाया नहीं था, सर|

अध्यापक: नहाया क्यों नहीं था?
विद्यार्थी: पानी नहीं था, सर|

अध्यापक: अरे, पानी क्यों नहीं था?
विद्यार्थी: सर, मोटर नहीं चल रही थी|

अध्यापक: हुम्म्म...अब मोटर को क्या हुआ?
विद्यार्थी: सर, कितनी बार बोलूँ बिजली नहीं थी!

(Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework?
Student: Sir, there was no electricity.

Teacher: So you could have lit a candle.
Student: Sir, there were no matches.

Teacher: Why?
Student: They were in the prayer room.

Teacher: So you could have brought them.
Student: I hadn't had a bath, Sir.

Teacher: Why hadn't you had a bath?
Student: There was no water, Sir.

Teacher: Arre, why wasn't there water?
Student: The motor was not working.

Teacher: Hmmm...now what happened to the motor?
Student: How many times must I tell, there was no electricity!)

Got this as an sms forward.

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