Ten things you unfortunately can't do in the new Mumbai Metro

1. Board the train at the carshed
2. Board a train before it stops fully
3. Hang from the footboard
4. Fight for the fourth seat
5. Form a bhajan mandali or play cards
6. Paste Baba Bangali posters
7. Ask someone to put your bag on the rack, squeezing it impossibly between 15 other bags
8. Rush to board the 'video coach'
9. Spit paan out of the window as the train passes Thane creek
10. Travel by the handicapped section pretending to be deaf

11. Bonus: Contort your body into amazing shapes to get a foothold and a handhold